Pie Puns are for youāthe sweet souls who canāt resist a good laugh served with a slice of humor.
If youāre the kind of person who loves wordplay as much as dessert, then weāre definitely on the same page.
From crust-worthy jokes to filling your day with giggles, these puns are baked just for you.
So grab your fork, friendāletās roll into some delicious laughs together!
Pumpkin Pie Puns š

- Youāre the pumpkin to my pie!
- Oh my gourd, this pie is amazing!
- You make life gourd-geous.
- Letās give āem pumpkin to talk about.
- Iām just squashing my cravings.
- Youāre as sweet as pumpkin spice.
- Pie love you more than pumpkin latte.
- Youāve got me fall-ing for pie.
- Keep calm and carve on.
- Thatās how the crust crumbles.
- Iām totally baked with happiness.
- Lifeās pumpkin-tastic with dessert.
- Youāre a pie-oneer of flavor.
- Gourd things come to those who bake.
- My pumpkin passion is real.
- Youāre my sweetie pie this fall.
- Canāt squash my love for you!
Funny Pie Puns š

- Iām feeling crusty today.
- Iām in a flaky relationship.
- Slice, slice, baby!
- Letās not crumble under pressure.
- Iām filling good about this.
- Pie hard or go home!
- Lifeās a piece of pie.
- Youāre baking me smile.
- Stop whisking around and dig in!
- Youāre the crust I trust.
- Pie-ticularly in love with you.
- Fork yeah, itās pie time!
- I canāt dessert you.
- You butter believe itās good.
- Bake it ātil you make it.
- Pieām in heaven!
Apple Pie Puns š
- Youāre the apple of my pie.
- This pie is core-geous!
- You make my heart a-peel.
- Slice, slice, hooray!
- Apple-solutely delicious.
- Letās crust things up!
- I find you a-peel-ing.
- Pie love you to the core.
- Itās un-peel-ievable!
- Youāre my main squeeze.
- Keep your peels up.
- Thatās just sweet as pie.
- Bite me, Iām delicious.
- Iām apple-solutely into you.
- Life is short, eat the apple pie.
- Orchard-nary people love pie too.
- Feeling fruity and fabulous!
Pie Puns One Liners š„§
- Cutie pie alert!
- Pie think youāre amazing.
- Youāre my butter half.
- Crust me, itās delicious.
- Iām totally filling you.
- Pie see what you did there!
- A slice a day keeps the sad away.
- Youāre such a sweetie pie.
- Lifeās better with pie-rspective.
- Bake it happen!
- Crust me, itās love.
- Iām whisking for adventure.
- Youāre my pie-rate of love.
- Stay toasty, cutie pie.
- Pieām falling for you.
- Iām crust-struck!
- Letās roll with it.
Thanksgiving Pie Puns š¦
- Iām thankful for every bite.
- Letās crust and be merry.
- This is how I roll!
- Youāre the pie light of the feast.
- Iām in feast mode!
- Bake the world a better place.
- Feeling grate-full and stuffed.
- Gobble ātil you wobble!
- Letās get baste-ed.
- Keep calm and eat pie.
- Youāre baking my heart smile.
- Whip it real good!
- Sweet dreams are made of pie.
- Give thanks, then have seconds.
- Iām stuffed with happiness.
- Leftovers are my pie-ority.
- Slice to meet you, Turkey!
Pie Puns for Thanksgiving š„§š¦
- Youāre the reason I crust.
- Letās stuff ourselves silly.
- No one leaves until the pieās gone!
- Iām on a roll today.
- Eat, nap, repeat ā my pie-losophy.
- Feeling thankFALL for pie.
- Youāre a pie-tastic friend.
- Just fork-get your diet.
- May your crust never crumble.
- Iām whisk-ing you a happy holiday.
- Pumpkin spice and pie-fect nights.
- Keep your forks ready.
- Youāre the sweet filling to my heart.
- Pecan you pass the pie?
- Iām so bakeful for you.
- Love you to pies-es!
- The more the merrier crust!
Pecan Pie Puns š„§š°
- Iām nuts about you!
- Pecan-t stop smiling.
- Thatās how the crust crumbles.
- Lifeās a little nutty sometimes.
- You make me pecan-fused with love.
- Youāre my sweet nutty delight.
- Iām feeling pecan-tastic!
- This pie is un-nut-believable!
- Iām shell-ing out compliments.
- Nut-thing compares to you.
- Stay grounded, eat pecan pie.
- Iām on a sweet roll.
- Youāre my pecan-fidence boost.
- Donāt flake on dessert!
- I nut-iced you love pie too.
- Pie love you a whole pecan lot!
Cute Pie Puns š
- Cutie pie vibes only.
- Youāre the cherry on top!
- Love you to pies-es.
- Youāre my sugar crust.
- So sweet, I canāt even!
- Youāre bake-ing me blush.
- Lifeās butter with you.
- Stay flaky and fabulous.
- Youāre mint to be mine.
- Pie-fectly adorable!
- Sweet as filling!
- Iām whisk-fully yours.
- Canāt crust how cute you are.
- Youāre a dough-light.
- Baked with love and laughter.
- Pieām so lucky to know you.
- Youāre my sugar pie honey bunch.
Pie Puns for Teachers šš
- Youāre the smartie pie!
- Thanks for making life a-peel-ing.
- Youāre one classy crust.
- Pencil me in for pie time.
- Grading papers? You dessert a break!
- Youāre the sweetest teacher.
- Knowledge is flour-ishing with you.
- You make everything add up ā like pie!
- You bake the world smarter.
- Learning with you is a treat.
- Whisk-ing you a happy day.
- Stay sharp and sweet!
- Youāre the apple pie of education.
- Iām thankful for your crust-worthy efforts.
- You pi-oneer young minds.
- Smart, sweet, and pie-fect!
- Your lessons are filled with love.
Conclusion
And thatās a wrap ā or should we say a crust! š„§
Whether youāre celebrating fall flavors, Thanksgiving feasts, or just craving a sweet laugh, these pie puns are the perfect way to add flavor to your words.
So go ahead ā bake someone smile, whisk away the stress, and share a slice of joy today.
Lifeās too short not to enjoy a good pun and a warm piece of pie!

Iām Elijah, the mind behind Punsboxx.com. As a true Pun Master, I love twisting words into clever laughs and serving fresh humor that never goes out of style!